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8 egregious chicken fillet roll crimes that are just upsetting
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A CHICKEN FILLET roll has the power to make or break your day. Get a good roll and you’re sated and happy until at least dinnertime.
Experience any of these crimes against the roll, however, and you’re going to have a bad time.
1. When you spy a knife that’s already covered in sauce being used to spread the butter
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Painful to watch.
2. When the sauce is only applied to one half of the roll
And no effort made to distribute it evenly. We need the moisture!
3. Specifying that you only want a ‘little bit’ of something, but getting a lot of it anyway
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It’s always onions. NOBODY WANTS TWO HANDFULS OF ONIONS. (Or do you? In which case… OK.)
4. Having to go for plain when there’s no spicy left
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Oh god, you’d weep.
5. When the salad/cheese are placed precariously on the outside so when you bite in they all fall out
*openly sobbing*
6. “Cheese is 50c extra”
Is it F**K.
7. Having to pay over €2 for one
Expensive chicken fillet rolls taste rank. It’s the truth.
8. And when it’s not fully cut in half, so you have to rip it like an animal
All you wanted was a nice lunch, but now you’re Hulking out over a breadroll. It’s just rude.
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